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You are from PLANET WIZARD. A wormhole has opened between your planet and EARTH, allowing a WIZARD BEAST to travel through. This is no good. Humans cannot know about wizards, or the knowledge will surely SHRED their MEATY LITTLE BRAINS.

You have traveled through the wormhole to protect Earth from the dangers of the wizard beast. The humans CANNOT know you are a wizard – there are NO WIZARDS HERE!!

No Wizards Here!! is a lighthearted TTRPG about wizards pretending to be humans. To play, you need 2+ players, a 12-sided die, and 2-4 hours. It is designed to be GMless, but you can also play with a GM.

This game is a hack of both Wizard Pals by Tadhg Lyons and Definitely Wizards by Elliot HT.  It combines the rules, themes, and writing styles from both games into something new. Please check out these other games, I've played them both and they're wonderful!

If you would like a free copy, there are Community Copies available at the bottom of the page.

Cover art by Victor Winter!

CategoryPhysical game
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(4 total ratings)
AuthorBlinking Birch Games
TagsGM-Less, One-shot, silly, Wizards


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No Wizards Here!! v.1.1.pdf 205 kB

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